Pravda Scoops West on Impending Extinction of Straight Men

We LOVE Pravda! Sure, its not what it used to be...no more stories on Regan's brain being kept alive in Canada, and you seldom see those rockin' Marxist concert reviews anymore. But, boy are they onto social trends in a big way! Note the major source for this article is a Marxist pubk rock band (!) nostalgicaly named Leningrad!