Sadam/Osama: Still No Link...And That's Final

You'l be shocked to learn that there absolutely positively was no link between Sadam and Al Queda. No Way!

Anyhow, the Pentagon has made it official. They reviewed a billion documents or something to arrive at the glaringly obvious. But they won't have a breifing, put on the Ineternet or talk about it over cocktails. Apparantly you can send a SSAE and they'll drop it in the mail.