Children of the Corn Mourn Daddy's Unthinkable Defeat

A friend sends this picture -- which is delicious -- with the following note:

This photo is from Santorum's concession speech. There are so many weird things about this photo but how old is the daughter and why is she carrying around a doll that's dressed like her? I bet these kids have looked this shell-shocked since being forced to play with a corpse.

We agree. And also wonder who will call child services...who will SAVE THE CHILDREN?